Hypochondriac? I wake each day with a bout of flu I got no sleep and have aching limbs too I wake each day with the chicken pox I feel sweaty and lethargic but have no spots I wake each day with tendonitis I've hip pain and everywhere elseitus Doctor Flanrinsto – is not amused Listing your ailments – he is confused I have a shaky hand and shuffling walk The Doctor thinks that I like to talk 'It's a mystery there is so much wrong with you' 'when you are only 42' I was told, I'm not ill So why, give me a pill I was told, I'm not ill To be honest, I feel ill I was told, I'm not ill By a person, who is not ill ‘I am not ill, I have a condition which needs to be managed’ Flaming heck – well, if this is not ill, I am severely damaged by Janet Bric-a-Brac
